Well, hello there. Long time, no see. How about a little weekend buzz, presented by the lovely Ms. Lindsay Ellingson, via our friends at TDW Tease? Lots of links you should click on after the jump. CLICK!

Before we get to the links, a little music to set the mood. Bumped to this freshness this morning by CyHi The Prynce. Check it.

• 30 Sexiest Sports Commercials. [Bleacher Report]
• 10 reasons why you should stop hating on America. [TruTV]
• Bachelor Party Ideas and Tips. [Maxim]
• Are All-Female Houses Really Considered Brothels? [Mental Floss]
• The 25 Dumbest Energy Drinks Ever Made. [Super Booyah]
• 10 reasons why strip clubs are dumb. [TruTV]
• The Seven Most Terrifying Pirates From History. [Cracked]
• Five Reasons Why You Should Watch the Women’s Softball World Series This Weekend. [Smoking Jacket]
• 32 Great Beer Bong Moments In Tailgating History. [Busted Coverage]
• Why You Should Never Fall Asleep at a Comedy Club. [Linkiest]
• Louis C.K. Saves His Dumb Dog's Life. [Team CoCo]
• Amra Silajdzic is SMOKEEEEE. [Extra Mustard]
• Superhero Sex Moves: As if nerds need sex advice. [College Humor]
• Hot girls in the middle of nowhere (27 Photos). [The Chive]
• 15 Funny Fake Celebrity Mugshots. [Unreality]
• Top 40 Sports Hotties from the '90s. [Bleacher Report]
• Spank Bank: Hailey's Hideaway. [Gorilla Mask]
• Jennifer Love Hewitt got back. [FHM]
• 10 of the most brutal Facebook ownings. [Guyism]
• 8 Signs Your GF’s Gonna Be Fat. [COED Magazine]
• 20 Photos Of Animals Who Might Be Gay20 Photos Of Animals Who Might Be Gay. [Super Booyah]
• 6 Reasons The Guy Who's Fixing Your Computer Hates You. [Cracked]
• The Hangover Is Pretty Much A Simpsons Episode. [Next Round]
• The Five Most Gonzo Stories About Hunter S. Thompson. [Nerve]
• The 5 Best Side Dishes To Pop Out Of A Box. [COED Magazine]
• Spank Bank: Kelly. [Gorilla Mask]
• Daisy Lowe shakes her money maker for our pleasure (vid). [Heavy]
• Nine Great Videos of Girls Failing to Remain Upright. [Smoking Jacket]
• Rose McGowan: The perfect woman? [Maxim]
• The King is Dead, Long Live The King!: Burger King Retires The King. [Holy Taco]
• 30 Teams Fans Love To Hate. [Bleacher Report]
• The 6 Craziest Villains Ever Defeated by Snack Cakes. [Cracked]
• 11 TV characters totally caught in the friend zone. [Guyism]
• This is exactly why you don’t pick on your older brother (Video). [The Chive]
• 11 manliest brand icons of all time. [AOM]
• 30 Luckiest / Unluckiest Moments in Sports. [Bleacher Report]
• 12 famous people who sadly overdosed. [Guyism]
• Nicole Scherzinger Is A Tight Little Package. [Hollywood Tuna]
• 50 Hottest Women Wearing Football Jerseys. [Bleacher Report]
• Re-Imagining Athletes as Their Famous Nicknames. [Bleacher Report]
• Scarlett Johansson Gets Her Sexy Back [Popoholic]
• Breaking: West Memphis Three set free after 18 years in prison. [Film Drunk]
• Busted Coverage Football Manifesto: Why Women Will Never Understand Us. [Busted Coverage]
• Fantasy Football Draft Guide: Round One. [Smoking Jacket]
• Celebrate The NFL’s 91st Anniversary With Cheerleader Cleavage. [COED Magazine]
• Lingerie model Diana Morales busts out the good stuff. [Guyism]
• Spank Bank: Danny Riel. [Gorilla Mask]
• The Fifty Worst Bodies In Sports History. [Bleacher Report]

Go have fun this weekend. After an awesome little fishing/beach trip, I'll be back in the blogging saddle on Monday. See ya then.