Happy Weekend. Go look at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, especially the lovely Jessica Perez.

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Funny, Etc.

• 6 Abandoned Places That Will Make Awesome Supervillain Lairs. [Cracked]
• How to Fight Andrew Jackson: The Deadliest President Ever. [Cracked]
• The 8 Stupidest Defenses Against Accusations of Sexism. [Cracked]
• 5 Idiotic Misconceptions About Calling Customer Service. [Cracked]
• 10 Things I Remember About Middle School Dances. [BuzzFeed]
• 10 internal questions women have (that men never do). [Guyism]
• 100 Greatest Nicolas Cage Quotes. [High Definite]
• One war you won't mind fighting... [WAW]
• Them's Fightin Words: Movie Quotes From Fight Scenes. [Mental Floss]
• 10 Ways the CIA Tried to Kill Castro. [Mental Floss]
• Epic Rap Battles of History: Mario Bros vs. Wright Bros. [Heavy]
• Amazing 3D printer can print working copies of almost anything (Video). [The Chive]
• Russian urban climbing: That means don’t try this ever (19 Photos). [The Chive]
• 35 Photos from The Glory Days. [The Chive]
• 8 Inept Movie Terrorists. [Screen Junkies]
• Job Interview Tips From Movies [ModernMan]
• 7 Instances Of Good Directors Choosing Very Bad Sequels And Remakes. [Screen Junkies]
• Political Party Games. [College Humor]
• Student Loan STD's. [College Humor]
• This Weekend Was Wonderful Facebook Post. [College Humor]
• Seven attractive people landed pilots. [WarmingGlow]
• Gary Busey may be bankrupt, but he’s still rich in bull’s heads, moccasins, and tambourines. [FilmDrunk]
• Meme Watch: ‘What People Think I Do Versus What I Really Do’ Reminds Us That All Jobs Kinda Suck. [Uproxx]
• Five world record breaking video games.  [HolyTaco]
• Six Past TV Characters that Should Return for The Walking Dead. [Unreality]
• Four Movie Pitches That Will Never See the Light of Day (and Two That Might). [Unreality]
• Five Things About the Phantom Menace That Didn’t Suck. [Unreality]
• Eisenhower May Have Met Aliens In New Mexico. [TruTV]
• How to persuade your lover to send you nekked pics. [TruTV]
• 5 pictures from Tumblr that will make you go 'WTF'. [TruTV]
• 10 "Real-Life" Time Travelers. [TruTV]
• 10 Most Bizarre Cargo Spills. [Linkiest]
• Piggyback Bandit Blazes Creepy Trail Through 5 States. [Linkiest]
• The 20 Funniest "Girls Night Out" Photos. [WWI]
• VIDEO: Here’s Smithers saying ‘Boo-urns’ for 10 minutes straight. [Guyism]
• 7 of the worst marriage proposal fails of all-time. [Guyism]
• 7 of the biggest scams on Valentine’s Day. [Guyism]
• Really: You Don't Have To Be Rich To Impress Women. [Ask Men]
• The Texting Rules For Sealing The Deal. [Ask Men]
• The 10 Best Drinking Songs Of All Time. [Ask Men]
• An Open Letter To Chris Brown On The Subject of Shutting Up. [Double Viking]
• Back flip fail on skis. [Regretful Morning]
• Man’s Life Magazine Covers Will Boost Your Manliness. [Regretful Morning]
• The Frat “Choose Your Own Adventure” Story. [TFM]
• Total Frat Spring Break Destinations Part 1. [TFM]

Sports

• Most Electrifying Athletes in Sports History. [Bleacher Report]
• 10 NHL Players You Should Know. [Maxim]
• The 2011 NFL All-Facial Hair Team. [Bleacher Report]
• SEC, Pac-12 Helmet Concepts Hit Web. [Lost Letterman]
• 5 Most Annoying TV Personalities in Sports. [Bleacher Report]
• NASCAR Rednecks Reject General Lee Pace Car Idea Over Confederate Flag. [Busted Coverage]
• A Brief Message To Michael Jordan On His 49th Birthday. [Smoking Section]
• Basketball fans have made an artwork out of distracting the players (34 Photos). [The Chive]
• Jose Canseco Just Ripping BP Dongs For His New Cancun Baseball Team. [Busted Coverage]
• Each MLB Team's Most Inspiring Moment. [Bleacher Report]
• Video: ‘The Big Bang Theory’ Tries basketball. [Rant Sports]
• Malibu's Most Wanted Taking His Game To the Next Level. [BNQT]
• Ranking the 10 Worst American Martial Arts Movies. [Bleacher Report]
• Dr. Ruth: “I Hope Jeremy Lin Had Enough Condoms Last Night” [Busted Coverage]

• Girls
• Spank Bank: Roxanna. [Gorilla Mask]
• Spank Bank: Brittany Black. [Gorilla Mask]
• The 50 Best Sports Hottie from Each State. [Bleacher Report]
• The Girls of Project X. [Maxim]
• Federica Fontana makes Italy proud. [Regretful Morning]
• Claudia Verela Fears Clowns, Lacks Booty, Loves Granny Panties. [Smoking Jacket]
• The 20 Hottest Photos of Nina Agdal. [Heavy]
• Lin-Tastic Supermodels. [BNQT]
• Wow, Catrinel Menghia is perfection part XLVI [Brosome]
• The new Victoria's Secret commercial. HOTTTTT. [CelebSlam]
• Candice Swanepoel Is Hard At Work… Sweet Christmas! [Popholic]
• The 50 Hottest Smart Girls. [Complex]
• Jennifer Aniston to Receive Star. HOT. [Yeeah]
• Get to Know Office Assistant Ariel. [Maxim]
• The 25 Hottest Game Show Eye Candy Babes. [Complex]
• People Actually Wanted To See The Adele Tape? Ew. [Superficial]
• Sara Jean Underwood Twit Pic! [Hollywood Tuna]
• Vegas: Sports Illustrated Overtime VIP After-Party at The Bank Nightclub. [Moe Jackson]
• Jeff Goldblum did what with a hooker? [The Blemish]