Happy weekend.

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FUNNY

• 4 Bizarrely Specific Stereotypes You Cant Help But Notice [Cracked]
• Darmwin's Exceptions [TheChive]
• Best Healthy Snack For The Office Ever? [BUILT]
• Top 10 Gifts a College Chick Should Give Her Guy for Valentine’s Day. [School P]
• The Seven Best Prep School Movies. [Unreality]
• Photobomb Friday [TheChive]
• Weird People and Weird Obsessions [TheChive]
• Happy Photo Gallery [TheChive]
• 6 Insane Theories on Children's Pop-Culture [Cracked]
• 5 Types of People Who Always Give Terrible Advice [Cracked]
• 7 Most Absurd Inventions in the History of Alcoholism [Cracked]
• 9 Things George Lucas Denies Besides Han Shooting First. [Screen Junkies]
• 8 humans whose eating habits Would Make a Goat Puke [Cracked]
• 5 Epic Movies That Were Almost 10 Times as Awesome [TheSmokingJacket]
• Man-Crush vs. Douchebag: Ahmad Bradshaw vs. Gisele [TheSmokingJacket]
• 14 Dumb Valentines Day Traditions [TruTV]
• Worlds Dumbest: Tightrope Tumble [TruTV]
• Worlds Dumbest: Wheel of Death [TruTV]
• Trailer: Bourne Legacy Gets Renner'd [Uproxx]
• The Best of #Step Brothers [Uproxx]
• Real Life Eric Cartman Found [Uproxx]
• 13 Fascinating Non-Celebrity AMA's [Uproxx]
• Deranged Man Shows How a Parent Shouldn't React to A Childs Whiny Facebook Post [Uproxx]
• 6 Types of Guys That Try to Bag Women At the Bar [Guyism]
• How to Build Ike Furniture While Drinking Heavily [Guyism]
• 9 Rock Stars Who Overdosed and Lived To Talk About It [Guyism]
• Brewsees Combine Glasses With a Bottle Opener [Guyism]
• Video: Kick Ass Lord of The Rings Game "Syrim" [Guyism]
• Flowchart: Do You Like Me? [CollegeHumor]
• North Korean Photoshop Tutorial [CollegeHumor]
• 5 Things About Phantom Menace that Didn't Suck [Unreality]
• 5 Real Places Plucked Straight out of Fairy Tales [Cracked]
• Slow Motion FreeRunning Stunts. [Double Viking]
• Whats the Strangest Place Youve Been on A Date? [MentalFloss]
• 11 Amazing Thank You Notes From Famous People [MentalFloss]
• 11 Items in Van Halen's Contract Rider (No Brown M&M's!) [MentalFloss]
• 25 Unusual Saddled Animals [HolyTaco]
• 6 Types of Girls You’ll Meet on a Reality Dating Show. [Holy Taco]
• Frat Animals [TFM]
• Frat Games 2012 [TFM]

SPORTS

• Brandon McCarthy Takes Over Hot Clicks. [Hot Clicks]
• 50 Coolest Athletes in Sports History. [Bleacher Report]
• 50 Most Painful Pictures in Sports. [Bleacher Report]
• Anthony Anderson Eating Ribs & Dropping Gay Jokes At Pebble Beach. [Busted Coverage]
• 5 Biggest Posers in Sports. [Bleacher Report]
• 7 Best NHL Players 21 and Under. [Bleacher Report]
• For Jersey Chasers: J.J. Watt Bought This Texas Home For Only $400k! [Busted Coverage]
• Best Finishing Moves in MMA History. [Bleacher Report]
• You Think Central Michigan Superfan Jake Taylor Crushes Mt. Pleasant Poon? [Busted Coverage]
• Biggest Heroes to Zeros in Sports History. [Bleacher Report]

CHICKS:

• The Girls of "Project X"! [Maxim]
• The Biggest Teases in Sports. [Bleacher Report]
• 33 Women pole vaulting their way into my heart. [The Chive]
• 20 Sports Hotties You'd Never Want to Marry. [Bleacher Report]
• Demi Moore -- HOT MOMMA. [TMZ]
• It's Confirmed: Your Girl Probably Wants To Pull A Scarlett Johansson. [Ask Men]
• Tilde Froling is a breath of fresh air. [Regretful Morning]
• Britney Spears Looks Like A Soccer Mom. [Complex]
• The 7 Female Rappers You Need To Know About Now. [Ask Men]
• The Lucisous Ladies of Red Bull [BNQT]
• Jennifer Ellison’s Sweet Workout Physique. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Hot Chicks, Self-Pics. [The Chive]
• Jenna Pietersen jumps into sexy swimwear, yay! [Brosome]
• Naomi Watts Classy Swimsuit Pictures. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Kristen Bell needs somewhere to live! [CelebSlam]
• The 20 Hottest Photos of Kylie Bisutti. [Heavy]
• Kate Upton is probably getting the cover. Duh. [CelebSlam]

Have a good one, folks.