Hey! It's the weekend! Hey! It's the holidays! That means it's time to get supremely sloshed with your co-workers at office holiday parties! The folks at Grubstreet.com created this fantastic, printable visual aide to what you should drink at an office party. Read their post here. Also: Are you following me on Twitter? You should be. No excuses. The guide and weekend links after the click.

• Our 30 Favorite Holiday Sports Babes. [Bleacher Report]
• 9 types of drunk people (and which one you may be). [Guyism]
• The 38 Best Cleavage Pic on the Net. [The Chive]
• 5 Jobs Everyone in the World Should Have at Some Point. [Cracked]
• Kick-Ass Interview with Paul Azinger. [TFM]
• Megan Felix FTW!!!! [Hot Clicks]
• The Top 15 "Unseen" Television Characters, A Supercut. [Gorilla Mask]
• 5 Reasons Money Can Buy Happiness. [Cracked]
• Nice view. [Tease]
• The 33 Hottest Hotties in the Wild. [COED Magazine]
• Katy Perry To Host Saturday Night Live. [Maxim]
• Own A Pro Football Team: Green Bay Packers Stock Rundown. [Busted Coverage]
• It’s Monika Pietrasinska’s birthday. Here are some pics to celebrate. [Brosome]
• Dramatic and Dangerous Surfing Wipeouts. [BNQT]
• How To Save The Day Like Sterling Archer [Regretful Morning]
• How The Office Miraculously Managed to Stay Good. [Unreality]
• 12 Biggest Conspiracies Of 2011. [TruTV]
• The 20 Hottest Girls in Little Black Dresses. [Heavy]
• Fightin’ Filipina pinup Armie Flores. [Smoking Jacket]
• The Worst Trash Talk in Sports History. [Bleacher Report]
• The Worst, Most Expensive Music Video of the Year "The King that Never Was." [College Humor]
• Your Phone Company Is Tracking Everything You've Been Doing. [Ask Men]
• Lane Kiffin Tweets Happy 30th to Britney. [Lost Letterman]
• Seven ways to save an extra $10,000. [Linkiest]
• This Flask is Legit. [Cool Material]
• 5 New Products Aimed Directly at The Worst People You Know. [Cracked]
• Kim Kardashian is pissing off Australia. [Celeb Slam]
• Who is That Girl: Rochelle Aytes. [Maxim]
• Bought Tickets On Ticketmaster? Get Ready For A Refund [Smoking Section]
• Rihanna Is A Hot Blond. [Hollywood Tuna]
• The Lamest Feuds in Sports. [Bleacher Report]
• Dane Cook Is All Serious, Bro. [Film Drunk]
• The 5 Best MLB Managers in the Game Today. [COED Magazine]
• MASH UP - THIS YEAR'S BEST TIMELAPSE. [BNQT]
• 10 dumb first date mistakes. [TruTV]
• FAIL FRIDAY: Shit Gets Out of Hand. [TFM]
• Selena Gomez Gets Sexy For Christmas. [Hollywood Tuna]
• 10 Ways Shakespeare Changed Everything. [Mental Floss]
• Miranda Kerr has cleavage... [Celeb Slam]
• Gwyneth Paltrow and January Jones head The Least Influential People of 2011 list. [Guyism]
• Guy transforms into a girl in just two years. Your thoughts? (37 Photos). [The Chive]
• The Top 5 NBA Tandems Of Tomorrow. [Smoking Section]
• 25 of the Most Awesome Giant Movie Monsters. [Holy Taco]
• Florida State Funny Dorm Letter. [TFM]
• 5 NFL MVP Candidates Not Named Aaron Rodgers. [Rant Sports]
• Best Of OU Superfan Ashley Ferrara For Big 12 Championship. [Busted Coverage]
• How To Reveal Your Sexual Quirks To Your Partner. [Ask Men]
• Eight iconic coke movie scenes. [ScreenJunkies]
• Earth Will Be Attacked By 3 Spaceships in 2012. Allegedly. [Regretful Morning]
• Amanda Marie In the SPANK BANK. [Gorilla Mask]
• Desperate Ways To Make Extra Money For The Holidays. [Holy Taco]
• 5 of the Best Underdog Stories in Recent Boxing History. [Bleacher Report]