by Boatshoe Bobby on July 1, 2014


If you want to 4th of July your dick off the way I want to, this water slide is required. I need it at whatever 4th of July party I attend. Got to have it. I won’t settle for less. Can’t do it. I love America too fucking much to allow that to happen.

Boatshoe Bobby

About Boatshoe Bobby...

Boatshoe Bobby is many things — ravenous lover, poet, the the self-proclaimed king of paella — but most of all, he is a slave to his own existence. Also, an owner of boatshoes.