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Bro Chugs a Beer and Fake Bangs His Girlfriend Doggystyle While Going Down a Water Slide

By / 02.05.14

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On the day he eventually breaks up with this ball of class he’s fake fucking doggy style on a water slide, I hope, wish, and pray that he has this exact conversation in his own head.

You don’t love me, you just love my Doggystyle
I used to put it on yo’ ass, you ain’t had it in a while
Instead of crackin’ smiles, you’d rather cramp a nigga style
You act too wild, I won’t walk you down the aisle
What you thought? Yeah, we could chill, we could talk
When I look you in your eyes I no longer see sparks
So it’s, best we go our separate ways and stay apart
No more me and you boo, I done had a change of heart

He strikes me as the kind of guy who might make that wish come true.

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About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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