Life
by Paul Sacca on July 13, 2014

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The horse species thought they had a free ride for all eternity once the automobile was invented and it was decided to be the popular transportation method. But alas, there are still humans who force them to ride around with people on their backs, despite having a car. These individuals train the horses to race or jump over obstacles that they purposely put there. Then when the event is over the humans take all the credit for the horse running or jumping. If I was a horse I’d be sick of this Colonial show jumping bullshit. If I was a horse I’d run right into the deliberate obstacles and launch every entitled rich girl off my back just like this guy. I like where this horse’s head is at. Unless it backfires and he gets turned into gelatin, then he just should have jumped over the fucking pile of sticks.

Paul Sacca

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