by Rebecca Martinson on June 23, 2014

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The arresting officer can’t even be mad, it’s just impressive. First she does some Criss Angel handcuff moves and manages to slip out of them, and then instead of trying to escape the car she just reaches into the passenger seat and starts eating weed? This woman sure as hell knows what she wants, and it’s obviously the ganja.

Lucky for us and unlucky for her, there was a dash cam pointed at her the entire time. The cop finally catches on that she’s sitting there EATING his evidence against her and she just giggles at him. You know how demeaning that is? “Tee hee I kinda just ate an ENTIRE BAG OF POT while you were supposed to be watching me. Hehe!” Not only does this woman give 0 fucks, but she’s the ultimate ball buster. Another day, another Floridian keeping things interesting.

[H/T Uproxx]

Rebecca Martinson

About Rebecca Martinson...

Rebecca Martinson is a recent graduate from the University of Maryland who is notoriously known throughout the Internet for being really, really adequate at writing emails. She joined BroBible right after graduating in the Spring of 2014 and doesn't hate it...yet.