by David Covucci on May 8, 2014


If there’s any question about which animal will take over the world after our inevitable annihilation, my vote is for the octopus. It’s smart, limber, and chill as fuck. And if you lock it in a jar, it can escape.

I repeat. It can escape from inside a jar. I bet 92% of humans couldn’t do this.

[H/T Sploid]

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