Life
by Rebecca Martinson on June 20, 2014

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Old people are fucked in the head. A few days ago we had old ladies offering hand jobs outside of a gas station for $2,, and now we have this grandma flipping shit and hitting things because her son won’t pass her a joint without hearing the magic word. In other words, being old looks like it’s fucking awesome. Scream, throw shit fits, hit stuff, whatever. No one cares because you’re old and gonna die soon anyway. This woman screeches like a friggin’ velociraptor and all anyone does is laugh. You know what happens when I do that? People tell me to shut the fuck up and that I’m not a dinosaur. Well screw them, because it looks like the minute I hit 65 I’m gonna be a fuckin’ T-Rex and fuck everyone’s shit up.

Rebecca Martinson

About Rebecca Martinson...

Rebecca Martinson is a recent graduate from the University of Maryland who is notoriously known throughout the Internet for being really, really adequate at writing emails. She joined BroBible right after graduating in the Spring of 2014 and doesn't hate it...yet.