“Yo girl, nice titties!” is a STRONG opener. Some might argue it’s just a touuuuuch too strong, especially if the rest of your opening consists of mid-orgasm groans and moans. Perhaps that’s why most of the clowns who actually catcall girls are catcalling girls on the side of the road and not doing anything else with their pathetic lives.
As a guy, I understand that when my wife is walking down the street and I’m not there, some load-that-should-have-been-swallowed is likely trying to holla at her in the most demeaning way possible. It’s infuriating to think about let alone be helplessly forced to watch it happen and all you can do is sit there while your blood heats to a murderous simmer. Thankfully, unlike these poor bastards, my wife actually loves me and doesn’t sign us up for ridiculous Cosmo experiments. Not that I would participate if she did. Unless, of course, a round at August was a part of the deal. Then I would really have to weigh all my options, i.e., just let her get the shit catcalled out of her.
Don’t judge me. Don’t you dare judge me.
P.S. Hot Tip: The worst opening line to use with a girl who is covered in tattoos is “I like your tattoos” followed by showing her the tribal tat you recently got on your calf.