The Wall Street Journal today decided to focus on a favorite past-time of mine: flow. After rumors swirled of Randy Moss accusing Tom Brady's hair of making him look like a girl, professional stylists were brought in to analyze NFL quarterbacks and their hairstyles. People from Redken, the stylists who take care Justin Bieber's helmet of hair (I despise that kid), and the hairdo aficionado behind Mos Def and Dave Chappelle. They took their original pictures and showed the hairdo that each should adopt. It was purely ridiculous. Pull up the story and sound off along with me after the jump.
Eli Manning
O.K. by this point, I'm blown away by what is a "better" look. That is a blow-out haircut by way of "Jersey Shore." Plus, did they add color in there? I know Eli isn't the most Bro QB, but he did spend time in the South rocking Croakies and Guy Harvey, so leave him alone.
Donovan McNabb
They literally turned the guy into Randy Moss crossed with early Snoop Dogg. It looks awful.
Drew Brees
Bald? Really? How is that a hairstyle? I thought Brees was just starting to build his "just long enough for an older guy flow." Like Howie Mandel without all the hand sanitizer.
Josh Freeman
They put a mohawk on him. Oh excuse me, "Frohawk." It looks a little too hipster, like if Kanye West got involved (Kanye is a hipster, you cannot argue that point, look at the guy's stylist).
Mark Sanchez
I like the guy. Hated him when he played for USC, but now that he's gang-green, got to love him. No change? Best hair in the league? No offense Nacho, but not so much. But, keep throwing zero picks baby and make me those fantasy points.
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