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Wall Street Bro Keeps Painfully Thorough Spreadsheet of His Match.com Dates

By / 04.17.12

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Deadspin is calling this Casanova “Dave,” and after dialing into the Properties (found under the File tab) of his spreadsheet, it appears that Dave's last name also wasn't stripped from sheet prior to it making it's rounds around the web.

Anyway, after Dave told this girl (Arielle) about his spreadsheet while they were on a fantastic first date, he then thought it was in his best interest to forward the creepy log, IN ITS ENTIRETY, to her. I mean, what bad could possibly come of that?

From: [redacted]
Date: Sat, Apr 7, 2012 at 12:16 AM
To: [26, Oyster Bay, 9.0]
Subject: spreadsheet…

Well…this could be a mistake, but what the hell. I thought about deleting the names, but figured I might as will give you the whole thing. I only deleted the non-match people’s names (at the bottom) since some I’ve known for a long time. I hope this e-mail doesn’t backfire, because I really had a great time and hope to hang again soon. However, I will keep my word! Have a great weekend!

In an obvious turn of events, it wound up being a mistake because Arielle fired off the following email to her friends only days later. 

Hi Girls,

Wanted to pass this on to you for some monday morning entertainment.

I went on a date with this guy last wednesday. On the date, he tells me that he has a spreadsheet for tracking all of the people from match that are “in process”. Naturally, I tease him and ask him to send me the spreadsheet. For some strange reason, he actually does. See below/attached.

Just when I thought I had seen it all….

Looks like old Dave pegged Arielle all wrong. Probably pissed that he logged her as “Very pretty; sweet & down to earth/great personality; hope to see again soon.” Then again, maybe she made a few edits before sending it around. For all we know it might've originally said, “Average looks; varicose veins all over legs; twat smelled like manure; appeared to have a dead tooth; pray she dies.”

[H/T Deadspin, Dealbreaker]


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About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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