Watch This Kid Piss Everyone Off By Walking Slowly In Front Of Them And Be Impressed He Didn’t Get Stabbed

Full disclosure: I probably would’ve stabbed this kid. It’s not like I’m a violent person or someone who carries knives around with them all the time, but people being clueless and walking at the pace of a crippled tortoise pisses me the FUCK off and I’m not above shanking a bitch with one of the pens I’ve got flopping around in my bag.

Let that be a warning to all the slow walkers out there…I will stab you. Repeatedly. Maybe. Probably not…but just to be safe you should hurry the fuck up.