by J. Camm on May 17, 2013

And while I would find something like this to be hysterical if it happened at my wedding, I think my future father-in-law would commission a certain genitalia-less man to cut off my best man's dick and balls and fling them down a garbage disposal for good measure if he talked about the shit marks in my underwear. Shockingly, some people don't skid mark humor.