JoePa found this and he sent it over to me because he hates snakes. I thought to myself, "how the f*ck could anyone hate snakes?" I get the fear aspect -- no one wants deadly venom coursing through their veins -- but two of my top 10 favorite movie characters of all time are Snake Plissken and Johnny from the world renowned Cobra Kai dojo. Both snakes, both painfully awesome. Anyway, here is another snake that I like -- because he is a breast man, just like old Waff. And yes, this b*tch certainly had this tit bite coming. A lesson in why you don't taunt snakes or raise your daughter to be a good-for-nothing sl*t is below.