Life
by Rebecca Martinson on July 14, 2014

being bitchy

Not much more to say here guys, if your girl’s got a good sense of humor then you’re golden, and if not…well you might want to hide any knives you have laying around the kitchen. Worse comes to worst you can pretend you weren’t paying attention to the lyrics and thought she’d just like the song because it was so upbeat and happy. Protip: if you ever dig yourself into such a deep hole you’re not sure you can get out, claim you’re a fucking idiot and didn”t know what you’re doing. It’s like claiming “aliens made me do it,” except you’re flat-out admitting you’re a moron rather than going the round-about way of blaming your problems on E-fuckin-T.

Rebecca Martinson

About Rebecca Martinson...

Rebecca Martinson is a recent graduate from the University of Maryland who is notoriously known throughout the Internet for being really, really adequate at writing emails. She joined BroBible right after graduating in the Spring of 2014 and doesn't hate it...yet.