That, my friends, is a water-powered jetpack. And this summer, for the small sum of $136,000, you too can have one. You're all smiles right now, I can sense it. Because, let's face facts, everyone wants a jetpack. Only the jetpack you want doesn't have height restrictions, probably comes with a murderous bazooka attached, and can fly over land. All things this expensive piece of shit does not offer. If you watch the video of this water-toy in action, you'll notice the long hose attaches to some boat-like vessel that suctions the water to the pack in order to make it go. Sadly, it is also what keeps it water-bound. In the video, one thing stuck out to me the most: you have to jet through the water, face-down before you pop into the air. That is a risky proposition. You've just wasted $136K on this thing and you're only one mechanical glitch away from accidentally water-boarding yourself to death. The video is below.

Learn more about the JetLev Jetpack here.