I can't fathom the amount bullshit a New York City bodega clerk hears on any given day. The guy behind the register has to deal with the sc*m of the earth: junkies, drunks, and customers pissed off by his insanely over-priced products. Also, his place of employment typically reeks like rotten clams, choline, and 45-year old, non-lubricating cougar p*ssy. That said, is there anything more entertaining than a bodega clerk turning the tables, fighting back, and blooding-up the nose a fat, shit-talking slob? Earlier today Animal New York unearthed this extremely violent bodega brawl. Details are sparse, but we think you'll still enjoy it.
If you see an awesome hotheaded brawl in a bogeda, bleachers, or elsewhere, get it on video and e-mail it to me, BroBible's self-appointed fight video analyst: joepa [at] brobible.com.