Behold, the Bacon Bazooka... and its complete lack of practicability or rationale. I don't know when bacon became the new black but covering a bazooka with it is as stupid as it gets. I guarantee this piece of trash is thinking, "I'm so epic and hysterical." Well, I got news for ya, buddy, the only way this would be hysterical is if you turned it on yourself and blew your head off.

 

In the event that you'd like to see this thing in action -- firing sausages into the air -- there is a video below.