Argentina's version of "Dancing with the Stars" is so dirty, so nud*ty-filled, and so NFSW, we only wish Erin Andrews could have taken her talents to Buenos Aires last season. In this incredible video from an October episode that's making the rounds this afternoon, two dancers perform the sexiest version of Aerosmith's "Crazy," since, well the Alicia Silverstone–Liv Tyler version from the 90s (or since your last visit to the Crazyhorse Strip Club). Not only do Playboy model Silvina Escudero and her dance partner eventually strip themselves nekked (she becomes topl*ss), but there's also plenty of simulated oral sex and fingering, and some quite-real breast licking. It's awesome, NSFW, and after the jump.

[via Gawker]