Here's a seven minute-long hard-hitting investigation from Sacramento's KOVR CBS 13 about a sc*mbag who organized a bacon bikini contest for a fake diabetes charity (oh, the irony!) that didn't exist. A few notes before proceeding: I love bacon. Not only is it delicious, it's also the number-one meat product that breaks sickly-looking granolas from the evils of vegetarianism. That factoid alone demonstrates this meat's magical properties. However, how many bad turns has your life taken when you start organizing, participating in, or attending a bacon-bikini contest on a Friday night? That's the bottom of the barrel right there. In fact, the organizer's own daughter calls him a crook, mostly because she's pissed he organized a fake diabetes charity in her name. The guy's a real low life and this week's J-Bro of the week. Fortunately, the karmatic laws of the universe eventually win and he gets what he deserved. Watch the report below.

In the meantime, isn't there like real crime in Sacremento that warrants a seven minute investigation? Or has California somehow fixed it's problems? Just sayin'.

If you have a J-Bro of the Week nominee, send it to joePA [at] brobible [dot] com.