Life
by David Covucci on March 13, 2014

tortoise-sex

This video is my everything. Prior to today, I never thought about what it was like when tortoises had sex. Frankly, I wasn’t even sure they had sex.

But this video, of two tortoises #doinit is great. It’s really… it’s exactly what I expected it to be before I clicked. The wheezing, the inability to stay balanced, the face the dude turtle makes when he finishes?

(If you were in my office, you would have just seen me make the fingers-to-lips kiss motion symbolizing perfection.)


[H/T Everyone on the internet today]

David Covucci

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David Covucci is writerer-bloggerer for BroBible dot com. He loves Twitter and whiskey. He can be reached at david.covucci@brobible.com.