It's the Friday of Super Bowl Weekend, which means the annual drunken, gluttonous debauchery known as Wing Bowl 19 went down in Philadelphia this morning at the ass-crack of dawn. Over 20,000 gathered in the Wells Fargo Center to booze, feast, and watch two-time defending Wing Bowl champion "Super" Jon Squibb eat 255 wings. Squibb -- a C.P.A. by profession -- beat five-time champion Bill "El Wingador" Simmons, who tapped out of the contest at 254 wings. Squibb's first place prize for consuming 40,000-some calories of wings is $20,000 and a 2011 Dodge Ram truck. Amongst the other highlights? Superhuman eater Takeru Kobayashi crushing a cheesesteak in 24.3 seconds. Watch the video and get a bottle of Pepto ready