Back in late October, a Denny's in East Oakland, California, was annihilated after a massive Eggs Over My Hammy brawl. Here's a trashy fracas / throw-down at a Denny's in Chicopee, Massachusetts. The highlights: A girl screaming "He will f*ck you right in the ass. He was riding my f*cking ass, b*tch," followed by the bus boy trying to clear the table, followed by an excellent cat fight, followed by a blockbuster KO. Highfalutin Sunday entertainment below.

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