by Rebecca Martinson on June 16, 2014

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Not everyone you bang is going to like you. In fact, I hate about 90% of the people I meet and I’ve only slept with 50% of them. There’s a chance that you’ll walk away thinking it was magical, whereas she was like “Oh my God he was the sweatiest person I’ve ever met and his breath smelled like stale Zelko” (true story). In that case, the best choice of action is to kill yoursel- I MEAN….eat ice cream. Sure, let’s go with that.

Rebecca Martinson

About Rebecca Martinson...

Rebecca Martinson is a recent graduate from the University of Maryland who is notoriously known throughout the Internet for being really, really adequate at writing emails. She joined BroBible right after graduating in the Spring of 2014 and doesn't hate it...yet.