I've got news for this fear-mongering dickbag: if we become extinct, we're bringing the whole human race with us. Because that's how us jerk-off artists roll, we know how to finish what we start. Although I don't think that doomsday scenario will ever happen because the dudes in the Third World, that don't have basic necessities like Playstation, Internet, and Costco-sized bottles of Lubriderm, will keep men on earth for thousands of years to come; they've got nothing better to do with their spare time than f*ck their wives and hunt for food. So really there's nothing to worry about here.
According to the Daily Mail:
Stanford University's Professor Philip Zimbardo argues that the over-use of video games and online porn is creating a 'generation of male misfits', with young men developing 'arousal addictions' that leave them unable to function normally in the real world or develop healthy relationships.
Guys are now spending a huge percentage of every day in a digital world; playing video games, watching porn, on YouTube, texting, watching sports - most of it alone,' he said.
The professor, 79, who co-wrote the book with fellow psychologist Nikita Duncan, said that young men - who were the most likely to use video games and online pornography - were being 'digitally rewired' in a way that required constant stimulation.
This process, he argued, left them 'out of sync' in a school or work environment and in romantic relationships.
'The excessive use of video games and online porn in pursuit of the next thing is creating a generation of risk-averse guys who are unable (and unwilling) to navigate the complexities and risks inherent to real-life relationships, school and employment,' he told CNN.
Look, I'm all for spending some time away from the computer or PS3 -- to get some sun and bang chicks so the earth keeps rotating for a reason -- but I've always been told that "a man should never lose touch with himself" and those are words I take seriously and quite literally.
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