Unfortunately, there's not a whole lot of back story behind this video of an armless guy named "Michael" firing off rounds of a 1911 .45 ACP handgun with his feet. The video's a little old, but there's no way we could resist posting it. Plus, the dude's a total boss: "If they want to come screw with the U.S., come on. We're all waiting." Makes me feel all, "America, f*ck yeah!" inside. Hell, he even reloads with his toes! Amazing. Just enjoy it for what it is, because it's probably the most badass things you'll see all weekend.