There is nothing worse for a man's junk -- that isn't intrusive or involves wart removal by fire (just a guess, I swear) -- than getting hit in the nuts. Our dick's can take a brutal beating, but our testy satchel is our Achilles heal. The things got a f*ckin' glass jaw and zero pain tolerance. The slightest graze and down goes Frazier! Everyman who has been through that pain, whether accidentally or not, knows this. But, for some reason, we keep kicking, punching, and cork-popping each other in balls. There is no point to this rant, just stating the obvious and killing time. The video is below.