Right now you're asking yourself, "JoePA, what the hell is an SJ?" Allow me to enlighten you. It's short for a "Steak Job," a marketing buzz word custom-crafted for March 14th, a holiday known as "Steak and a Blow Job Day" (Valentine's Day's much more awesome cousin). The folks at EZ Grill slapped together a video of a bikini-clad girl giving herself an succulent SJ in slow motion on a beach. Sex and anything that glorifies being a red-blooded carnivore will always have a soft spot in my heart, even if it's just a cheap ploy to sell more disposable grills in the dead of winter.