Everything about this situation is just a whole steamy manure pit of suck. Having to be so desperate for cash that you need to hold up a donut shop? SUCK. Holding up said donut shop but said donut shop has very little cash for the taking? SUCK. Working a shitty hourly wage job at a donut shop? SUCK. Working an opening shift at a donut shop by yourself, which probably entails throwing out the previous day's crusty, fly shit–spackled donuts? SUCK. Having a douchebag robber hold up the donut shop during your shift? SUCK. Not having any cash to give him? SUCK. Having him point a gun to your head while he forces you to drink gulp after gulp of dishwashing soap and screams about giving up the combination to the store's safe? TOTAL SUCK. Forgetting said combination? UH-OH... Remembering that aforementioned safe DOESN'T EVEN EXIST? GAME OVER. Fortunately the thug didn't pull the trigger. He just tried to unintentionally humiliate the poor clerk on his store's security camera instead. The footage will make your blood boil. More details and video of the stick-up after the jump.
According to KTLA in San Diego:
A man trying to rob a Winchell's Donuts shop used a handgun to force an employee to drink soap while trying to open a safe, police said. According to police reports, the man slipped into the store on the 6900 block of Miramar Road around 5 a.m. Saturday and attempted to take cash from the register. He apparently walked into the store, which is near the U.S. Marines Corps Air Station in San Diego, when the employee went to take out the trash. The robber told the employee to drink the soap in an effort to coax him into releasing the combination for the store's safe. "When it didn't jog his memory, he forced him to drink more,'' said police Lt. Frank Cali. When that didn't work, the suspect left with money from the cash register and the employee's ID. The employee was taken to a local hospital for evaluation.
Here's the real kick-in-the-nuts: The suspect is still on the loose. When he's brought to justice, this bastard better be chugging Palmolive by the gallon when he's behind bars.