God bless Victoria's Secret. Just when you thought their models couldn't get any hotter, or their bras, panties, and other lingerie any sexier, they go ahead and come out with "Sexy Little Things." At first glance they might look like another chance for you to convince your girl to do some role playing in the bedroom (who doesn't love the reverse cowgirl position when the girl is actually dressed like a cowgirl?), but as some have pointed out, this new line of sexy outfits is actually Victoria's Secret's version of Halloween costumes. That's right, the lingerie queen is now venturing into the territory of the likes of Ricky's, that ubiquitous costume retailer that in many major cities supplies 9 out of every 10 girls at a Halloween party with their sl*t-ified get-ups.
"Sexy Little Things" run significantly more expensive (they start at $68 and go as high as $149) and are likely significantly better made than the cheap shit that Ricky's sells — so don't expect to see an abundance of VS-clad trick-or-treaters this Halloween. But we want you to be prepared in case a girl does show up to your party wearing a "Sexy Little Thing," so that you can try some variant of this pickup line: "I bet you a Charleston Chew that I can correctly guess where you got your costume… By the way, the Charleston Chew is in my pants."
After the jump, check out a side-by-side comparison of the Victoria's Secret and Ricky's versions of the same sexy Halloween costumes.
Sexy Little Kitty
Ricky's Kitty Costumes
Sexy Little Sailor
Ricky's Sailor Costumes
Sexy Little Nurse
Ricky's Nurse Costumes
Up next: Sexy Brides, Senoritas, and Cowgirls...