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by Andy Moore on April 8, 2013

What am I talking about? I should say what I'm talking about. News broke today that the Vatican, a country of 800, has public Torrent records. And those records indicate that even citizens of our most devout of countries are not immune to checking out sexy time on the Internet.

Like… wrestling-themed lesbian porn starring Lea Lexis and Krissy Lynn.

From the Daily Dot:

After a look under the downloading history hood of all the IP addresses within the highly religious city-state, it's safe to say that people populating the tremendously holy city have more than just an interest in God. They also take quite kindly to porn stars like Sheena Shaw and the transexual performer Tiffany Starr.

That's all that's really known about the issue at hand—unfortunately, spokespeople from the Vatican did not respond to our request for comment—but the writing's on the wall: Between episodes of The Americans and other great TV programs, a few of these folks like to get into a little BDSM.

 

Here's the goods. Shockingly, there doesn't seem to be any nun fetish stuff here.

One more thing: How stellar is that picture up there? That's the best stock photo image find of my career. I want to look at it under the “Someone Has Been Downloading Porn” headline all day.

[H/T: Daily DotYoung priest image via Shutterstock]