Looks like Vampires are the new Zombies. May be wise to start carrying around giant cloves of garlic. 

Police in San Diego issued an APB yesterday for a suspect in the beating of a homeless man. The victim described the man who threatened him and kicked him until he bled as having "vampire teeth."

Officers successfully tracked down the suspect — also believed to be a homeless man — and charged him with felony assault.

"Last week Zombies, this week Homeless Vampires," said commenter Rob Davenport. "Next week flamboyantly gay Werewolves."

Personally, I was hoping for chocolate-breathing Dragons. But Werewolves seem like a solid bet. 

[H/T: Gawker]