Valentine’s Day Cards Made From Tinder Messages Proves That Romance Is Not Dead

As William Shakespeare once said, “As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words.” And I’m pretty sure that he was talking about these passionate words of romance by sincere Tinder users. These truly passionate messages from Tinder were transformed were into heartfelt Valentine’s Day cards.

They were created by writer Jason Mustian, who you may remember from such hilarious Internet institutions such as TL;DR Wikipedia and PornHub Comments On Stock Photos.

Utilizing their oh so witty and enchanting words on Tinder, men attempt to woo the hearts of young lasses. These William Wordsworthian poems have been meticulously transformed into Valentine’s Day cards. Okay. They took these really repulsive, unimaginative and sad pickup lines and put them on hearts to illustrate how thirsty these gentleman are that have no game whatsoever. But they’re fucking funny.