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by J. Camm on February 4, 2014

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Putin’s gonna pute. And that cock is going to do as so many cocks before it have done. And by that I mean, it’s going to ruin a woman’s day. This time, that woman happens to be Putin critic Katya Romanovskaya. According to the New Republic, Romanovskaya walked outside last week and found a massive, 200-pound, vein-laden, wooden cock strapped to the hood of her 3-Series BMW.

Now, no one can say for sure that HoodCock was a gift from Putin, but someone in Moscow doesn’t care for the cut of Romanovskaya’s jib. She’s taking it surprisingly well, though, saying on her Facebook page, “the day has come when my work has been noticed and appreciated.” Her and I have differing definitions of the word “appreciation,” but, fuck it, HUZZAH! Hooray appreciation!

Read more at New Republic if you truly care about this and you didn’t just come here because you were promised the photo of the gigantic wooden cock of vengeance.

P.S. All the applause goes to the mother who stopped, with child in tow, to take a photo. Don’t get me wrong, I’d cancel my entire day to capture all that cocky goodness on various forms of media (damn fine craftsmanship on that dick, thing was carved with care), but maybe not if I knew I’d have to spend the next few hours lying to my kid that the breathtakingly large dick we just saw was a meteor and that’s why I couldn’t go on living without photographing it.

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