This would be a situation where the phrase “I can’t even” would be appropriate, except instead of confusion I’m filled with rage. Why? Because while THIS vaginatastic movie gets to boast about how it won an Emmy, Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo didn’t win shit for featuring a lady with a dick for a nose. Seriously? This is some affirmative action bullshit right here.
In case your anger isn’t as strong as mine and you’re wondering what the actual plot is, it’s basically that a woman gets her face all jacked up in a car accident and gets her vagina transplanted where her mouth should be. Because, you know, the most logical thing to stick on your face when your mouth gets jacked up is your genitalia.
By the way, it’s supposedly based on a true story. Awesome.