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Woman Gets Caught With A Pound Of Meth In Her Vag, Immediately Claims ‘That’s Not Mine’

By 06.27.14


Here’s a list of the perks of being a girl:

1. Having boobs
2. Not crying in pain after getting kicked in the crotch
3. Having a convenient hiding place between your legs to hide things

Clearly #3 is the most insanely clutch thing ever. Hell, whenever I can’t find my car keys my first instinct is to shove my hand up my vag to make sure I didn’t put them there for safe keeping. Have I ever found them there? No, but one woman managed to hide a 1 lb. bag of meth up her puss for later.

” A woman was caught trying to smuggle a pound of meth into the United States by hiding the stash in her vagina, according to authorities…

Once officers found the broken condom during a pat-down in a secured room, officers asked Ibarra to remove her pants and underpants.

Ibarra complied, and one officer “was able to see a piece of plastic protruding from her groin area,” according to the federal complaint.

‘At that time, Ibarra admitted to having a package of methamphetamine concealed inside of her body,’ the complaint states.”

Via Phoenix New Times

Oh come on lady, you don’t ADMIT to having a giant bag of meth up your vag once you get caught, you go with the ol’ “Whoopsies looks like I need to be a little more thorough when I shower, tehe.”

” Ibarra had to be taken to a hospital in Yuma because the package ‘could not be removed from her body,’ and the package of meth, weighing exactly one pound, was successfully removed.”

I wonder how often Mexico hospitals have to remove drugs from random body orfices. Over under at least daily? Let’s make this a betting game people.

Rebecca Martinson
About Rebecca Martinson... Rebecca Martinson is a recent graduate from the University of Maryland who is notoriously known throughout the Internet for being really, really adequate at writing emails. She joined BroBible right after graduating in the Spring of 2014 and doesn't hate it...yet.

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