Are you and your women in the market for a new set of cans? Want to upgrade but just not sure how big to go or if bigger fun bags are right for you? It’s time to take “insta breasts” out for a spin…or a squeeze.
The New York plastic surgeon who developed the “insta breast,” a saline injection into the breast that gives the impression of implants for 24 hours, is now working on a method that would last two to three weeks.
“Twenty-four hours is great,” said Dr. Norman Rowe, a board certified plastic surgeon who practices in Manhattan, “but it’s still just 24 hours.”
That. Is. Amazing. I love you, science.
Rowe said the two-to-three-week breast “implants” are perfect for a special occasion — such as a wedding or vacation — but also give women a better opportunity to see what living with larger breasts is really like.
Oh man, chicks are going to start getting new racks like they’re spray tans. “This weekend is the big rush party. Time to get my tits right!”
The cost, Rowe said, will depend largely on how popular the procedure becomes. The more in demand it turns out to be, the lower the price. But he anticipated it will cost less than the insta breast procedure, which cost $2,500.
Well there goes that idea. On the plus side, I’ve still got a boner.
H/T ABC News