Look at Hooters, just owning shit in Florida. So goddamn appropriate given the amount of gonzo news headlines that come out of that state to have it's most successful company be a place where dude go to see cleavage and eat mediocre food. And how about the Great Harvest Bread Co. dominating Montana or Allsups, a company no one has ever fucking heard of, stacking all the cash in New Mexico. That's not to say this map is based on anything concrete because if the creator of this was really were going for success or even fame, McDonald's would have to replace CAT in Illinois.
[Via Maps on the Web]