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U.S. Map Shows What Bros Are Like in Each Major City

By / 07.03.14

map-of-american-guysI don’t even know what to make of this map which supposedly details the types of dudes you find in each major city. In New York City (where I live) we are apparently bedroom-eyes-having, panty-dropping, porn enthusiasts. Well, that’s pretty accurate. But in the same way horoscopes or the characteristics of a zodiac sign are totally fucking generic, yet “So true, I AM SUCH A LEO, you guys,” those things could have been used to describe dudes in every city. Except Seattle. All the dudes in Seattle are still crying themselves to sleep at night because some filly broke their heart half a decade ago and their erectile dysfunction is too crippling to be as #PornEducated as the rest of us. Get your fucking act together, Seattle.

[H/T Time]


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J. Camm
About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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