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by J. Camm on November 26, 2013

According to John TV:

JohnTV has already been contacted by administrators with UPS (after we tweeted a teaser to this story) and it appears they are, like their driver, not taking this lying down.

Apparently photos forwarded to UPS, along with GPS data will be used to determine who was behind the wheel and the camera when the little game of post office went down.

Can someone clue me in on what GFE and PSE mean? It's been a while since I brushed up on my whore acronyms. But I'll take a shot at translating that anyway: “Your time with me can be complete Gross Fecal Eruption, Pussy Slime Ecstasy, or a little bit of both.”

Anyone else just say to themselves, “Hot damn, I'll take the COMBO PLATTER!”?

Just me?

I'll see myself out.

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[H/T: Gawker]