by David Covucci on February 16, 2014


I have one iron-clad rule in life, and that is to never look at the phone of someone I am dating. It stems from a very, very, very bad experience where I peeked at a girlfriend’s phone and found out in non-enjoyable fashion that our relationship was pretty much over.

So I resolved to never do it again. Five years later, I’ve kept that promise.

If only the girlfriend of Wayne Bryson had that same rule. Because when she looked at her boyfriend’s phone, she found something very unexpected. Also, disgusting.

Nick Todd, prosecuting, said Bryson’s girlfriend was looking for some photographs on an old phone of Bryson’s when she saw the video of him having full intercourse with her dog.

She took the phone to the police and Bryson was arrested.

But the more important question: what is full intercourse? Does she mean full penetration? Or does he mean… I don’t know. I’m mystified.

The 19-year-old Bryson confessed in court to banging the Staffordshire bull terrier, breaking Britain’s Sexual Offences Act.

So, there you have it. Don’t snoop through your significant other’s phone. Also, don’t date people who are into bestiality. Also, don’t be into bestiality.

That’s all the advice you need in life.

Unless you happen to suspect your significant other of being into bestiality. Then, it might be okay to look for evidence. But only if you are, like, really certain.

[H/T Elite Daily; Couple with dog via Shutterstock]

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