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By / 11.14.13

Already in jail for an Aug. 31 shooting, Kelsky Patterson, a 20-year-old Chicagoan, was charged yesterday with another shooting which injured five people.

Shockingly, people remembered the assailant had a goddamn tattoo of an AK-47 on his forehead. Amazing memories these people have.

Patterson will be hard-pressed to explain the ink to a judge, but can perhaps claim it’s a Super Soaker.

Sweet look, though. 

[H/T: NBC Chicago]

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