Life
by J. Camm on November 19, 2013

I don't know where or how this happened, but I'm glad it did. In fact, I wouldn't mind it one bit if “Dildo-ing” became the next trend to go viral. Take a trip, throw a rogue dildo on the baggage claim carousel and let the good time roll — along with that sweet ass dildo. Man. That's got the makings of a hot MEME if I've ever seen one. 

Seeing the video of this pathetic dildo trying to make his way home really inspired me to dedicate the lyrics to a pretty iconic song to our friend the unloved dildo.

If Dildo had a name what would it be?
And would you call it to his face?
If you were faced with him
In all his glory
What would you ask if you had just one question?

And yeah, yeah, Dildo is great
Yeah, yeah, Dildo is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

What if Dildo was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home

If Dildo had a face what would it look like?
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that
you would have to believe
in things like heaven and in Jesus and the saints
and all the prophets…

EVERYBODY NOW!!!!!

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