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by Rebecca Martinson on July 8, 2014

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Two University of Miami football players, Alexander Figueroa and Jawand Blue, both 20, were arrested Tuesday for allegedly forcing themselves onto an underage girl.

” According to the arrest affidavit, Figueroa and Blue, without the 17-year old girl’s knowledge, gave her “a narcotic, anesthetic, or other intoxicating substance that mentally or physically incapacitated” on July 5th.
Figueroa and Blue, police say, then sexually battered the victim who was physically helpless to resist.
The teen, according to police, reported the crime to University of Miami Police who contacted the Coral Gables police department.”

Doesn’t that make them both pedophiles technically, or at the very least get you on the sex offender registry? It’s been a while since I’ve binge watched Law & Order: SVU, so I’m clearly no expert in this. But wait, it gets worse.

“Tuesday, Figueroa and Blue went to the Coral Gables Police Station and reportedly admitted to ‘buying and administering several alcoholic beverages for the victim.’ They then allegedly took her back to Figueroa’s dorm room at Pearson Hall and performed sexual acts on the her without her consent.”

Yep, neither of them had the game to pull an underage chick and had to resort to drunking her up. There’s an entire SCHOOL full of girls that are 18+ that would probably be down to bang a football player or two while they’re there just so they could say they did it, and yet these guys went and pulled this shit. The school, of course, issued this statement:

“‘The safety and welfare of our students is fundamental to our mission as a university. We have zero tolerance for sexual assault and gender-based violence.
There is no confusion about our responsibility as a university: We will fully and compassionately support the victim of sexual assault. I have spoken to her myself and reassured her of our full support.
We have suspended the men involved, and they have been barred from campus.
Our athletic director has taken firm action ending their involvement in the football program.’”

Via CBS Miami

With morons like these two, it’s a wonder the Hurricanes don’t suck…but then again I went to UMD, so anything better than going 3-5 in the ACC is amazing to me.

Rebecca Martinson

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Rebecca Martinson is a recent graduate from the University of Maryland who is notoriously known throughout the Internet for being really, really adequate at writing emails. She joined BroBible right after graduating in the Spring of 2014 and doesn't hate it...yet.