The folks at TFM are freaking out about this, but I don’t think it’s a big deal because we’ve have Uber helicopter services in New York City for a long time now. How else do you think I get from the BroBible office in Lower Manhattan to my sweet blogger party pad in the Hamptons where I’m wined and dined by the finest models in a Caligula-esque feast all weekend long? Do you know how bad traffic on the Long Island Expressway on a summer Friday? It’s HELL. Just a couple taps on your phone, a ride down to the Seaport, and BOOM — you’re soaring out East from the Wall Street heliport like it’s nothing at all.
JK. I’ve never been in a helicopter. Hell, I’ve never been to the Hamptons.
If you have $350, happen to be in Dallas, and plan on attending the college football National Championship Game at Jerry Jones’s massive stadium, you can Uber a chopper from Dallas’s Love Field to a helipad next to AT&T Stadium in Arlington. That’s a heck of a smart way to beat nightmarish Dallas traffic. Here’s how it works, via Uber:
For $350, you can have a baller status experience without the hang-ups of helicopter ownership. Ugh, being a rich asshole is so hard.
Sounds like a no-brainer to me. Bonus points for yelling this on your way to the game: