by J. Camm on May 30, 2014


These two should just fuck on camera already and get it over with. You know this bouncer would watch. Like, what was he doing other than just standing thumbing his own asshole? I think, like me, he was hoping for the outside chance that they would suddenly stop throwing fists and start eating each others muffs with the same hate-filled gusto. That would make for a terrific porn plot. Pornographers, kindly get to making that. Thanks.

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J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.