These Two Kangaroos Got Into A Five-Minute Fight On A Residential Street, Because Australia, Mannnn

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If you ever meet an Australian and they try to tell you that “actually, Sydney is one of the world’s biggest metropolises and Brisbane is more urbane than you think,” just send them this.

Because no matter how much Australia tries to fashion itself as not Australia, it has got kangaroos fighting in the middle of the suburbs, and that is as fucking Australia as it gets.

Fast-forward to the 1:20 mark if you want to see some excellent “balance on the tail and kick the other guy hard in the chest” action.

It really is a beautiful ballet.