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Two Dudes Watch Childbirth for the First Time, Reach An Appropriate Level of Disgust

Childbirth is perhaps life's only miracle where gagging on your own vomit is an acceptable response. I've never seen it so I can't really comment any further but while we're on the topic, how the hell does a husband unsee a child coming out of his wife's vagina? I can know it happened -- the whole child coming out of her thing -- I just don't want to see it happen. I'd be ruined. Traumatized, even. And how long does it take for a vagina to go back to it's original elasticity? I'd still be psyched out months later when she tries to fuck me again. "Sex? So soon? Yeah, no. Here go pleasure yourself with this cantaloupe while I jerk off into the trash can for the 200th consecutive day."

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